An old English inn sign with an ornate K crest for The Brass Kettle

Open when someone remembers to unlock the door

The Brass Kettle

A family house, running mostly on hospitality and misplaced confidence.

A Family Establishment

Welcome to The Brass Kettle.

The Brass Kettle is the Kasturia family residence. Despite the name, the household runs mostly on coffee and has no reason to be this committed to the bit.

Posted Notices

Items recently pinned up by management.

Guest Notice Do not believe anyone who says dinner will be small.

They may mean it when they say it. Circumstances change.

Security Notice Gravy is aware of the situation.

No further details will be provided until the barking has concluded.

Kettle Notice The kettle is mostly here for atmosphere.

Actual hospitality is handled by the kitchen and the nearest available host.

At the Threshold

Visitors are advised that the inn may appear normal from outside.

Inside, somebody may ask if you want coffee before you have fully crossed the threshold. Later, the question may involve ice, bitters, or a respectable pour.